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*extremely normal museum guide voice* And here we have this beautiful inflatable sculpture piece, titled "Hayley". It is primarily vinyl and you'll notice both photographic and fiber elements in the face and hair respectively. Please do pardon the mess; we have a professional crew coming in tomorrow to give he-... it a light cleaning before the event. It was originally sculpted by...
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Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
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fart? more like art.
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I'm meat on the hoof
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Gwely Mernans posted:

I feel like we optimized "tiny houses" almost a century ago and they cost the same with double the square footage

My house is brick, ~1000 sqft and was built in 1925 and it's solid as hell and only cost me like 70 grand (to be fair I bought it in 2017 and zillow says it would cost almost twice as much now)

Speaking of scams, does anyone else who owns a home get constant texts and phone calls from corporations who say they'll buy sight unseen so they can turn around and rent them/rebuild on the lot? poo poo is scummy af


I get texts about selling my house. I have a picture of Kirk Johnson with a 32oz beer bottle protruding from his rear end on my phone just so I can send it to them with a message that "this is notice that continued contact will be considered harassment."

Pigsfeet on Rye f*cked around with this message at 02:00 on Jun 9, 2024

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I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I. M. Gei posted:

Minimalism is a disease.

It's so loving lame lol. Lov 2 liv in a house that looks like a barracks in a sci fi movie
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The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Gwely Mernans posted:

Speaking of scams, does anyone else who owns a home get constant texts and phone calls from corporations who say they'll buy sight unseen so they can turn around and rent them/rebuild on the lot? poo poo is scummy af

This is lead generation. They make their money by selling any positive response to an even scummier set.
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Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

This is lead generation. They make their money by selling any positive response to an even scummier set.

Not one has taken me up on my offer of $900,000 and a twinkie.
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Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

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Minimalism is a scam by big small to sell more less
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Regular Wario posted:

i love my tiny house, i can cook at the tiny stove and piss in the toilet at the same time

That's the oven
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Five degrees to starboard!
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Fly with me posted:

Not one has taken me up on my offer of $900,000 and a twinkie.

$900k would be a pretty good deal for a lot of the houses around me. My neighbor just listed a 1200sqft house built in the 1920s for $850k. It's in decent shape but it's not most-of-a-million-bucks nice.
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I. M. Gei posted:

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you draw up your design and send it to a guy on aliexpress. a few weeks later it shows up all ready to go
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Safety Dance posted:

$900k would be a pretty good deal for a lot of the houses around me. My neighbor just listed a 1200sqft house built in the 1920s for $850k. It's in decent shape but it's not most-of-a-million-bucks nice.
Weak rear end Three Olives impression, IMO.
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Safety Dance posted:

$900k would be a pretty good deal for a lot of the houses around me. My neighbor just listed a 1200sqft house built in the 1920s for $850k. It's in decent shape but it's not most-of-a-million-bucks nice.

Mine is worth between $550k and $600k.
There are townhomes going up down the street that are starting at $450k.
If I'm going to sell, I'm going to make sure I have enough to buy a house in this market, and $900k gets me there.
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Fly with me posted:

Mine is worth between $550k and $600k.
There are townhomes going up down the street that are starting at $450k.
If I'm going to sell, I'm going to make sure I have enough to buy a house in this market, and $900k gets me there.

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Fly with me posted:

Mine is worth between $550k and $600k.
There are townhomes going up down the street that are starting at $450k.
If I'm going to sell, I'm going to make sure I have enough to buy a house in this market, and $900k gets me there.

My parents ended up rich by being unsociable assholes:
Buy land away from everyone because you hate having neighbors
Give it 10 years
gently caress, there's too many people living out here now
Sell at huge profit to a developer
Buy dirt cheap property even further out
Repeat
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Jul 10, 2006
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I. M. Gei posted:

*extremely normal museum guide voice* And here we have this beautiful inflatable sculpture piece, titled "Hayley". It is primarily vinyl and you'll notice both photographic and fiber elements in the face and hair respectively. Please do pardon the mess; we have a professional crew coming in tomorrow to give he-... it a light cleaning before the event. It was originally sculpted by...
half of Art is making a joke that wealthy people are paying you to make. or it's their weirdo fetish.

https://www.moca.org/collection/work/little-frank-and-his-carp

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Aug 15, 2007
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Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
Minimalism and tiny houses are rad!

The thing folds out- and it's a different thing! What?!?!

And owning a bunch of poo poo is for sweaty chumps with extensive home surveillance systems and a medicine cabinet full of all sorts of head pills. Cursed, poisoned by materialism and consumption!

-posted from my cozy hovel

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If this was the cursed images thread- oh wait, it is

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There was basically no other choices in this town when we bought our house. One old lady was about to sell to us but her kids talked her out of it.

The guy who built this house was extremely cheap. He poured the foundation 90% of the way around and used this existing rock for the last bit. Naturally, water seeps in around and the water is full of iron. It was rigged up so the water would run through a channel under the house, down to a ditch that separates the road from our property. Because of the pretty orange sludge, it gets jammed up, resulting in the basem*nt flooding sometimes when theres heavy rainfall if we dont keep on top of it. The basem*nt is also only about 5' high, so even if we wanted to fix this up and finish it, the house would have to be jacked up first. Which I wish we had the resources to do because we desperately need more room, as well as to correct this awful situation.

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There was basically no other choices in this town when we bought our house. One old lady was about to sell to us but her kids talked her out of it.

The guy who built this house was extremely cheap. He poured the foundation 90% of the way around and used this existing rock for the last bit. Naturally, water seeps in around and the water is full of iron. It was rigged up so the water would run through a channel under the house, down to a ditch that separates the road from our property. Because of the pretty orange sludge, it gets jammed up, resulting in the basem*nt flooding sometimes when theres heavy rainfall if we dont keep on top of it. The basem*nt is also only about 5' high, so even if we wanted to fix this up and finish it, the house would have to be jacked up first. Which I wish we had the resources to do because we desperately need more room, as well as to correct this awful situation.

Dismissive LeVar: Jack up the house and pour a new foundation.

Nodding LeVar: Cut a hole in the ceiling and pay for an extension by charging entry to your mineral-enriched indoor health spa.

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